| Cass: |
(...Conner is undeniably attracted to Cass in all universes)
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| Conner: |
( it's cause the mun is amazing.)
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| Cass: |
(....)
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| Cass: |
(f;ljfls;kdjflsjf)
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| Conner: |
(oh no I broke you! DX)
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| Charlie: |
(WHYYYY)
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| Charlie: |
(WE DIDN'T BY A WARRANTY)
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| Conner: |
(IM SORRY CHARLIE)
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| Charlie: |
(SHE'S NOT INSURED)
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| Conner: |
(IM A HORRIBLE HUSBAND. I BROKE HER)
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| Charlie: |
(-weeps-)
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| Conner: |
(-sobs-)
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| Jason: |
I must break you.
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| Conner: |
oh Jason. thanks for trying. -shoves to the side-
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| Jason: |
-shoots-
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| Conner: |
-bullet bounces off-
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| Charlie: |
NOT NOW YOU TOO.
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| Charlie: |
*TWO
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| Jason: |
-shoots some more-
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| Conner: |
-looks down at the bouncing bullets-
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| Charlie: |
-goes to find the owners manual and flips to the page titled, 'How to Repair Your Cass'- RELAX. I'VE GOT THIS.
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| Conner: |
-looks eagerly down at the working sidekick-
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| Jason: |
-keeps shooting-
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| Conner: |
-scratches at the places where I'm shot-
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| Charlie: |
Hmm, yes. It says we must deflate her ego.
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| Charlie: |
Someone lie and say she's not perfect!
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| Jason: |
Hey, Cass
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| Jason: |
Not perfect
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| Jason: |
Pretty close though
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| Charlie: |
^
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| Conner: |
QAQ no.....I broke her.....
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| Jason: |
Way to go, Farm Boy
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| Conner: |
.....
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| Conner: |
S-shut up!
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| Conner: |
-goes and hugs comatose Cass- Cass?
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| Conner: |
Cassandra?
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| Conner: |
Come one...wake up....
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| Conner: |
Please?
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| Conner: |
I promise I won't be a jerk boyfriend anymore
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| Jason: |
Pretend she's a tractor, maybe that'll help
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| Conner: |
.......
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| Conner: |
-gently lowers Cass, walks over to Jason, and punches him in the face-
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| Conner: |
-returns to Cass-
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| Charlie: |
(facepalm)
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| Jason: |
No bueno, dude
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| Jason: |
No
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| Jason: |
bueno
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| Conner: |
No me hables de no bueno.
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| Conner: |
What? Now it's not the time, Jason. Cass is still unresponsive.
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| Jason: |
So not my problem
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| Jason: |
Nei spænsku? Hvað um íslensku? [Translation: No Spanish? What about Icelandic?]
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| Conner: |
hvernig væri að einbeita sér að systir þín er ekki að svara? skíthæll. [Translation: How about concentrating on your sister? jerk.]
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| Jason: |
Touche, bæ drengur
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| Jason: |
Hey Cass
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| Jason: |
Cass
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| Jason: |
-sighs-
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| Conner: |
-frowns- Oh god....I killed my girlfriend....
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| Jason: |
Lemme handle this
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| Conner: |
no.
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| Jason: |
Hey Cass, we're gonna go dig Bruce up and dump him in the Pit.
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| You coming or what?
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| Conner: |
....
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| Conner: |
Cass...?
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| Conner: |
..............wannagetmarried?
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| Conner: |
Immaproposerightnow
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| Conner: |
....
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| Jason: |
You broke a Bat
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| Jason: |
Way to go, Bane.
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| Conner: |
OH GOD NO!!! -hugs her and cries-
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| Conner: |
um....
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| Conner: |
Cass?
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| Conner: |
-paws at-
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| Cass: |
-jumps down from the ceiling-
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| Conner: |
-runs to and hugs-
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| Cass: |
-writes in a small notebook "Body double: convincing"- |